Can votives.

can_votives.gifThese are great for those barbecue parties that run a little late — you’ve watched the sun set, and you’re fumbling around for the s’more fixings. And they’re using something you’d recycle anyway.

Save your cans from tomatoes and beans for a month. After you’ve removed the labels and washed each one, fill with water and freeze.

The next day, use an awl or a hole punch or a screwdriver and punch holes in a decorative pattern in each frozen, filled can. Be generous with the holes, you want as much light as possible to shine through.

Let the ice melt.
(I set the can in my herb garden so it waters it for me.)

Put a tea light or small candle in each can.

Voila! A home made candle holder good for the outside this summer.

I’ve also spray painted the cans to make them look a little more classy, but quite frankly, it’s a garbanzo bean can with holes punched in it, it’s supposed to be a little rustic.

Other summertime, okay-for-outside-candle is the Celebrity Saint Votive:
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Take those largish, plain 7 day votives (that you can get at the grocery store in the Mexican food section) and paste a photo or US Weekly photo collage of your favorite celebrity (or the one that most needs your good vibes) on the outside of the candle in the manner of a saint.

(As you may or may not tell by the drawing, I’ve done post-Meyer-breakup Jessica Simpson.)

You could do also put these candles out for place holders around your picnic table for an outdoor party, where each guest could be Lindsay, Brandon or Paris. Determining which guest is which celebrity could be half the fun.

(Also, please don’t burn anything down. These are candle crafts for grownups — not wee’uns.)

Summertime platters

You don’t want something made of tacky Walmart plastic.
You don’t want something made of metal.
You don’t want something formal.

You want something light and classy and inexpensive and stylish.

Summmer platters that serve us well:
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Cb2 offers these fairly inexpensive shallow, ceramic, oblong serving trays that are big enough for big parties and small enough for a dinner on the veranda. We own two of the largest and two of the mediums and love them to pieces.
(Veranda! I said VERANDA!)

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This bamboo tray from Pearl River makes a few choice appetizers look like you’ve worked on them all day — even if it’s an apple with peanut butter on it. Plus it won’t break on the way out to the lanai.*
(Lanai! I said LANAI!)
*Thanks Alison for the gentle correction!

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My final favorite are the real life cafeteria trays from our youth. Food friendly, kitchy and utterly indestructable, guests can pile up their food and take it to their seat. It’s a great alternative when your kitchen table isn’t big enough to serve all the folks lined up for your delicious cooking.

Veranda and lanai* were pretty much my only two fancy porch synonyms.
If you have any more, I’ll send you the best vibes.

*Again, thanks Alison.

Barbecue pork on a bun recipe

BBQ PorkThe fun part about this recipe is feeling like a kid as you take EVERY SINGLE CONDIMENT out of your fridge and pantry and throw it in a pan.

It’s like making mud soup, but more fun because you can eat it. As you throw ketchup, mustard and Worcestershire sauce all into one giant pan, you laugh and laugh while saying, there’s no freaking way this is going to taste good.

But it does.

It tastes so good that your bocce team will eat it from under your nose, leaving you with but a fingerful of sauce, and that fingerful of sauce will be so tasty, so not tasting like you tossed every condiment in your fridge into the crock pot that you’ll make it again, just for you.

Slow cooker barbecue pork on a bun recipe

Ingredients
1 cup ketchup
1/4 cup chili sauce
1/4 cup Dijon mustard
1/4 cup cider vinegar
1/4 cup honey
3 tablespoons Worcestershire
1 tablespoon soy sauce
1 teaspoon chili flakes
4 cloves garlic, minced
1 3ish pound boneless pork butt, trimmed
1 cup water

For serving:
Kaiser rolls
Chopped red onions
Coleslaw
Potato Chips

Combine ketchup, chili sauce, mustard, cider vinegar, honey, Worcestershire, soy sauce, red pepper flakes and garlic in a saucepan. Bring to a boil, then reduce heat to low and simmer for about five minutes. Let cool to room temperature.

Put the butt (heh) in a large plastic bag. Pour the sauce over the meat, seal it up and marinate overnight in the refrigerator. Turn the bag over when it occurs to you.

Remove the pork from the marinade and put in the slow cooker. Pour the marinade into a small bowl, add the water and mix well. Pour over the pork. Cover and cook on low for around 8-10 hours, or while you are at work. Transfer the pork to a platter, tent with aluminum foil and let stand for around 10 minutes before it’s time to dig in.

I like to toast my bun and put coleslaw on the pork.
James likes his with mayonnaise.
We both like this pork with potato chips.

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Wine Pairing

I forgot to tell you about one of the projects I worked on this year — that might come in handy for your online party planning.

It’s a text-messaging wine pairing tool.

Text your food to #411511 and you’ll get a text message back that pairs wines from my company’s portfolio with your food. The results are most likely easy to find, even available in your grocery store.

My brilliant co-workers devised a very clever pairing matrix, first referencing flavor and then protein — and an 80% word match algorithm. Then, if it STILL isn’t in the database, an actual wine expert goes in and manually pairs the food with wines for the next time someone enters that food. The more we use it, the bigger and more accurate it gets.

It’s awesome.
And could help you plan your next party.

Potluck of Self

Adam's Rib I’m so lucky to be around people who also appreciate amazing food and wine and sportsmanship.

Did you know that our bocce team had a food theme every week?
Each week we pick a theme like “Italian Honeymoon” or “Foods You Can Eat With One Hand” or “Old Family Meals” and try to outwit each other with our presentation.

This week’s theme was “Foods that represent your personality” and it resulted in chuckles abound.

Joanie Loves BocceSo what did everyone bring?
Natalie: A salty, buttery cherry tart. Because her dad grows cherries and she’s awesome.

Kevs: Pecorino cheese with aged honey and french bread, because he’s salty, sweet and a little yeasty. I kid about the yeasty part! He had a much cleverer reasoning behind his tasty treats than I did.

Adam: Olives and beer. Because he was lazy (his comment, not mine, I happen to think Adam is very hardworking.)

Tom: Dry rubbed ribs, because he’s complex yet everyone loves him.

J. Kendall: Spicy bean dip, because he’s spicy and full of potential gas.

Malcolm: Guacamole, because he was wearing a green shirt, and he goes well with anyone.

James: Sushi, because he’s meticulous, clean and good looking.

Helen Jane: the bocce skewers below, because they’re creative, useful and fun to eat (ahem).

So you’ll now have a leg up on your guests when you ask them to your next potluck because I’m asking you…

What food represents your personality?

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