Because we’re moving and everything fun is in a box, we didn’t have an Academy Awards Party.
But if we weren’t moving and
everything fun was out of the box and
we’d had friends coming over for the Academy Awards,
I’d have done something fun.
We’d take your photo on a fake red carpet.
We’d have cleverly themed foods.
We’d fast-forward through all the commercials.
In the meantime, this is what we’re doing.
We go go go until we stop stop stop.
We stop stop stop when it’s time for a nap.